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dude you’re like Jeff, except condensed down into a girl’s body LOL
hahahhah who’s jeff?
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-fruit cake
-strawberry whoopie pie
-marshmallow cupcake
-chips
-chips
-chips
*when I drown at Irvine, does somebody mind saving me?
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Like. Pro Diving like Divers Dive.
Attempt #1: I over shot and back flopped. oww my nonexistant calves and hamstrings and back. owwww
Attempt #2: bellyflop. OH HOLY SHIET MY STOMACH OH THE PAIN OHH OWWW ALL THIS RED MADNESS. MY POOR NONEXISTANT ABS AND MY FLABBY STOMACH.
Attempt #3: over shot again and buttflopped. owww my nonexistant butt.
I have never respected the pro-ness of divers this much in my life.
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